Scaglet

A tenacious loogie which is difficult to hock up and may impede your ability to speak.

I couldn't talk due to the scaglet swinging from my vocal cords.

Fruitcaked

To be forced into a gay situation in which a straight person is opposed to.

The gay Ridgefield police officer fruitcaked me when performed a second strip-search on me for no other reason than to catch a peek at my pecker, scrutinize my scrotum and analyze my anus for his own gratification.