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Raging Seagull

A sexual maneuver that is performed by getting on a Ferris wheel, waiting till your at the top and masturbating onto the cart below if they're open casket type. As the jizz hits their shoulder, you caw like a madman and cry out "BEWARE THE RAGING SEAGULL!!"

"CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW"
"What the fu-"
"BEWARE THE RAGING SEAGULL."
"I'll Fucking kill you!"

by The Crazed Fiend July 27, 2008

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