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Kashi Pants is the occasional condition where an individual has an uncontrollable bowel movement as a result of eating Kashi Go Lean cereal.
Today at work I had Kashi Pants just one hour after eating a small bowl of Kashi Go Lean cereal. I didn't make it to the bathroom in time so I had to go home and change my pants.
Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino from MTV's Jersey Shore is currently embroiled in a legal battle with the federal government over tax fraud. He friends have started calling him "The Litigation" because of his legal problems. Mike "The Litigation" Sorrentino.
Paulie D: So what should we call you Mike?
Mike: Call me "The Litigation", Paulie.
A dan mac is a term used to describe a man who denigrates attractive women who have a romantic interest in him.
Girl 1: You know your cute friend, Randy? Well, he did a dan mac on me at the club by calling me a whore bag.
Girl 2: Yeah, I've heard that he does like to dan mac women who want to date him. Move on girl!
A wendy is a clam-jam secretary who is highly protective of the men she works for. Even going so far as to lie for her boss and demean his potential girlfriends.
Girl: My boyfriends got a Wendy working for him.
Other girl: What did she do?
Girl: She is a total clam-jam and I think she lied for my boyfriend.
Other girl: Yeah, that sounds like a Wendy all right.
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