ultrablingride

A large, multi-purpose vehicle which satisfies the ultimate bling standards while providing the owner with meager creature comforts such as hot tub, Xbox, DVD screens and the obligatory 36" silver rims.

"Man look at Jeff's new car!"
"Wow he went all out on that ultrablingride this time!!"

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blingificator

The person or persons who accept, consult, and implement the bling stylus and way of life.

I need to go to my blingificator for a new ring.

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blingification

The state of being blingified or having the ultimate level of bling for ones' personal touch.

I think I is quite the bomb. With my new ride and ice around my neck I have achieved the ultimate blingification.

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bogality

1.) The art of being completely bogus.
2.) The state of having all life's processes turn out the opposite of crunk.
3.) The ultimate level of having no clue about life or the steps of living life.

Adam thought he was always the man with any woman around him. What he never realized is that his bogality preceded him.

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blingify

The act of adding or augmenting the current level of bling in any single situation.

Hmm, looks like my rims are getting pale. Better blingify to some 24" special editions.

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