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The lack of purpose contained in a small box.

"What if its a guy and when you knock on the door hes waiting for you in a thong, next thing you know your ass is all red and wet and it hurts when you walk and the last thing you remember is a 30 year old ex-jail biker bird who's name was Bone banging you from the behind." - Splinter Cell

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Reusable Suicide Nachos

A normal bag of nachos used for the specific purpose of coaxing Trailer Trash into committing suicide.

Person: I'll give you these nachos if you'll kill yourself.
Trailer Trash: OKAY!
(Trailer Trash commits suicide)
Person: I can use the same nachos for the next person. Sweet! Reusable Suicide Nachos!

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