Bone Call

The booty call as initiated by a female requiring casual sex from a male fuck buddy.

Vicki : Aaaaah FUCK it! This vibrator just isn't cutting it tonight. Time to make a Bone Call to Jack aka "the Hammer".

Ballantines Day

Instead of spending February 14 with a lover/partner, you spend it alone with a bottle of Ballantines scotch whiskey.

Herb : Are you taking the mrs out for a romantic valentines day dinner?

Murray : Nah mate, I don't celebrate that hallmark holiday. I'm celebrating Ballantines Day instead.....probably won't be in to work tomorrow....or in a relationship.

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Flappy Birds

A group of women with extra large vaginal lips, aka labia. An annoying yet addictive game.

Anthony : I was up smashing Flappy Birds til 5am this morning.

Dean : WOW! That's awesome, how many?

Anthony : 4

Dean : Bullshit! You fucked 4 chicks last night, and they all had a big old rubber band sandwiches?!

Anthony : No, 4 was my high score. I can't stop playing that game. I'm lonely....hold me.