klun

a penis

chutt mera klun

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phone geek

A annoying person who is always sending text messages and ringing people and then going through each ring tone seperatley.

Do u like this ring tone?
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
You phone geek (smash)

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mob

The bunch of pesky kids and drunkards that walk past my house making noise every night.

Look at that mob of little towny kids breaking and throwing things

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pizza face

A person with the afliction known as acne.

hahaha your face looks like a pizza, pizza face

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safety net

To line the bowl of the toilet with loo roll so the poo wont land in the water that you will have just pissed in and splash piss all over your bare ass. Also useful if you have an interest in what size, colour etc of your poo as it will land on the tissue for examination

Oh I forgot to put a safety net down, my ass is covered in piss and my poo has sunk

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scooby

1. Scooby doo = clue if you are a wannabe cockney wanker

2. A cartoon dog.


3. The way a certain type of fool refers to a subaru impreza car. These are the same fools that spend all day on scoobynet becuase they have blagged thier way into crap IT jobs and have nothing better to do. Beware going to scoobynet.co.uk and mentioning that actually subarus are not the fastest cars in the world may result in people sending you death threats.

1> I ain't got a scooby me old china.

2> scooby dooby dooo

3> So there I was right behind this porshce 911 turbo in my scooby doing eighty then I floored it accerlerated so fast I took off over took it and left it in my wake.

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quid

One pound in English money.

U could get that whore for a quid

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