pircher

Pircher is a type of individual who backs out of plans with his friends. Could also be described as a weasel or a slithering snake.

Can be used as a noun 'Hey pircher, how's things?'
Can also be used as a verb 'He's gone and done a pircher!'

mid session depression

Mid session depression is the emotional feeling one gets during a Sesh. The most common reason for this phenomenon is the realisation that the night is almost over.

Looks like he’s suffering from mid session depression.

absed

absed is a state of drunkenness that involves weirdly staring at your phone and holding it like a crab

Oh look, he's gotten himself absed.

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benno bear

A large, hairy man with a love for spooning. Which ironically for the person being spooned, is considered proverbial purgatory.

My benno bear spooned me into a coma last night