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S: "Why isn't that creepy guy hanging around anymore?"
K: "That bitch earned himself a crunch-potch. You won't be seeing him anytime soon..."
K: "That's it. It's crunch-potching time!!!"
Guy: OH NOOOOOOOO! My penis!
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The act of squatting over a mirror naked staring into you're starfish (anus) to the point of sexual arousal and eventually gratification
My wife came home early from work and caught me stargazing over the hall way mirrior. I wiped all the fog from it but she still made me throw it out, and I have a lot of explaining to do.
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The art of screwing someone over or out of something; fucking with someone in a funny or messed up way; telling someone some twisted bull shit to get your way or out of trouble... like a pig that fucks with a screw-like dick.
1) Aaw, that mother fucker just pig dicked me out of $30!
2) Seriously? Are you pig dicking me right now bro!?
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