Wrestling

A sport in which heterosexual males can have rub their bodies together with other heterosexual males without the activity being seen as homosexual.

John: Hey! Do you wanna wrestle?

Joe: Yeah! Wrestling is fun! I love having guys twisting themselves between my thighs! Genital-to-genital is fun too!

John: Okay. Strip off all your clothing except for this small band of cloth. Now we can start rolling on the ground together! Yay!

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