Viking Curtain Suprise

When a mans pubic hair is so long it hides his quivering member that it could be a vagina

Charl- you will not believe what i went home with last night
Sally - oh my god, no, what?
Charl - A VIKING CURTAIN SUPRISE
Sally - Thats horrific
Charl - Yes, it was

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Mexican Sombrero

Someone sits on the unsuspecting victim's head and farts and then masturbates.
This can be more enjoyable for a man rather than a woman due to the jizz explosion which can be aimed at the speed of light

John T - Can i sit on your head?
Lauren - What are you doing to do..
John T - Its a suprise
Lauren - Okay aslong as you are nice

20 MINS LATER

Lauren - You jizzed all over my face and farted on my head and all you can say is ive had better!
John T - YOU BE NO MEXICAN SOMBRERO!!!!!!

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