Pan Trans

Pan trans is a word that you use when someone identifies as both pan sexual (someone who is attracted to all genders indiscriminately) and transgender (identifying as a gender you were not born as).

Chris: Hey bro do you like girls?
Kaiden: Well I’m a Pan Trans so yeah I like all genders

Chris: k cool

Cat

Are you dumb? A cat is a damn house pet, how could you not know this?

Diana: Do you like dogs or cats?
Mio: Cats, I love cats!

Latinx

A bullshit gender neutral version of latino or Latina made by white “woke people” that’s “inclusive” of non-bionairy Latin Americans, when in reality, the gender neutral version of Spanish words is putting an “e” at the end of the gendered words.

Dan: hey, Venezuelans are Latinos, right?

Marcus: The word Latino isn’t inclusive to the Latin American population who doesn’t identify as male! Say Latinx instead!

Fred: Dude, latinx was made by overprivileged white people, and the English definition of latino is inclusive. Stop trying to be Mr. woke

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Pussy swinger

1: A female stripper that invites an audience member to strip her

2: A person with a Vag that has had at least 50 people get that watermelon sugar from them

1: Dora: so what did you do last night, Rosie?

Rosie: I went to the strip club and got chosen by the pussy swinger

Dora: You’re one lucky bitch

2: Michael: hey, why did you break up with Tiffany?

Evan: Turns out she was a pussy swinger. 67 bodies on that hoe

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Urbandictionary.com

A website where people either do

1) Look up words they know have gross definitions to make them more horny

2) sexualize completely innocent terms, so that if someone wants to search something normal, there’s a definition made by some horny frat boy

1) Adam: Did you know that urbandictionary.com has normal definitions?
Brad: No, I just look at the ones that’ll ruin my socks

2) Giana: I’m bored, do you wanna go ruin some innocent terms on urbandictionary.com?
Alice: Oh I do that all the time! Who do you think sexualized “Abraham Lincoln”?