deck shit

A shit done on any flat, hard, surface.

Squat, thrust, watch out, power, release, side spin, splat, deck shit. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

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rap

A typo of the word 'crap' commonly seen before the word 'music'.

'Genre: rap music'

Correction:

'Genre: crap music'

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baller

It started off life meaning somebody who has made it big playing baseball. Now it means whoever uses the word and isn't mocking it is a fucking idiot.

Person1: "That's some baller ass shit"
Person2: " "
Person1: "You don't know baller when you see it bitch?"
Person2: " "

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bbq rapist

A rapist who specifically targets bbq's. Usually because good food and the giving of unexpected love are two of the finest pleasures of life for a bbq rapist.

'Well shit on the deck, there's a fly on my steak'

'That's not a fly, that's a bbq rapist'

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cock blocker

A defensive kung fu move popularized by the late Bruce Lee.

'I fight with this one guy who use penis as main weapon. So, naturally, I find myself developing the move I now call COCK BLOCKER. Whyyyyyyyyy yah! Of course.'

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