Neighbour-net

1. The horrible internet you steal from your neighbours. However bad, it is generally frowned upon to complain due to the fact that it is free access to The Internet.

2. A netting made out of your neighbours. This is a rarer use of the word. Because it's weird really.

Dave: "Oh boy! This neighbour-net is so slow! Yet I'm so thankful!"
Dave's Neighbour: "Sir, please stop stealing our Internet."

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Policeman 1: "So what was that Dave guy arrested for?"
Policeman 2: "He was caught making Neighbour-net."
Policeman 1: "That sick bastard!"

Wikijumping

Going to a random article on Wikipedia then clicking on a link of a word that vaguely interests you, once there, click on another word that interests you. Rinse and repeat. This is a common method for bored people to pass time.

Marc: Have you finished your essay thats due tomorow?
Dan: AAAAGH! no ive just been wikijumping this whole time... :S
Marc: you'd better get to work dude....
Dan: did you know star trek can lead to Tinnitus?
Marc: ...

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