bonus

When a person takes a shit and wiping is unnecessary(no shit present on toilet paper). Upon the completion of this the person must stand up and yell, BONUS!

When Chris found out he didn't have to wipe his shit, he stood up and proclaimed to the world, BONUS!

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antibonus

The worst shit ever experienced. Shit violently exploding out of one's ass for several seconds at a time. Usually occurs after the consumption of many tacos. Sometimes liquid.

Chris's antibonus overflowed the shitter.

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