Baby Fist Dick

Baby fist dick is a deformity of the male genitals in which the otherwise "bell" shaped head of the man's penis is smooshed in a bit and resembles a baby's fist. If you suffer from such a deformity, my the God's have mercy on your soul.

*Watching porn* "Euuggh, look at the baby fist dick on this guy! I can't even watch what happens next."