Holmaned

(verb) The act of engaging with, or having been engaged with, an individual for whom the excessive consumption of red wine and Negroni's is part of their daily ritual. Often resulting in a series of misadventures and misdemeanors that are forever locked in the vault.

I was in bed by 11:22pm on New Year's Eve. I've been Holmaned.

International Peringa Day

Following on from the misadventures of 2022, International Peringa Day - or PerinGala as it's colloquially known - is a day of remembrance for soft tissue damage, unexpected nudity, questionable choices and Dominos pizza delivery drivers.

Whilst the origins are hazy and somewhat lost in PeringaFog, it rumoured that there is a trove of misinformation and digitally altered photos closely guarded by the chosen one in the vault, accessible to a chosen few.

Regardless of the origins, the current accepted remembrance ceremony is centred around red wine, overheated spas and getting Holmaned.

I'm off too Sydney Street to get Holmaned for International Peringa Day.