Astro Allah

When Allah goes sicko mode

Habibi: Bismallah, Allah, I pray for your blessing

Allah: It's lit

Habibi: No way, its Allah went sicko mode and turned into Astro Allah

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Dirty Chard

A man who constantly shits himself, has cock breath, always wears jizz stained clothing, and gives you a brain aneurysm whenever he talks

Example 1
Warlo: Yooooo Logic's new album is fire
Charby: Supermarket better

Warlo: Stfu dirty chard *dies of cringe*

Example 2:
Dante: that guy over there is such a dirty chard he gave me a brain aneurysm and was put in the hospital

Example 3: I cant believe that guy overthere wore a jizz stained shirty such a dirty chard

Example 4: That guy has such shit takes he is a dirty chard

The Horny Bunny

The alter ego of The Dirty Bunny

Though it is already implied that The Dirty Bunny is horny, sometimes it’s nice having an alter ego

Dante: Woah is that The Dirty Bunny

Warlo: Can’t you read it says The Horny Bunny

Dante: Nah man that’s The Dirty Bunny’s alter ego

Warlo: Yooooo that’s sick