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Rock hard boner, bigger/harder than normal, usually is one that you have trouble standing back up unless you move your junk around so nobody else will notice. Totally excited and penis goes erect. An erection of the penis.
You see some hot chick and instantly get a woody and tell your friend, "Dude, I'm all boned out, check her out!"
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A man that uses keys for anal penetration.
Dave walks into steve's room and see's steve naked with legs in the air pointing to the sky and a big hairy ass staring at him.
Dave: Fuck man stop with the keyser crap, ur making me ill.
Steve: Shut the fuck up bitch, dont knock it till u tried it, help me unlock my ass.
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A woman with insanely large nipples. Resembles a real cow's nipples in size, or simlar size to a very fat index finger.
Nothing gave me more pleasure than sitting on Aunt Jizzy's lap and suckling on her big old Moo Moo Nipps.
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Similar to a creampie but this time it comes out the ass.
After anal sex, and not a quickie either, you splooge inside a chicks ass and when you pull out, brown coloured cum oozes out is your butt butter. Not to be considered in the pornstar biz (as they are clean hooped normally) but usually amateurs with unwiped/non-enima cleaned poopshoots.
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Normally a stubby cock, where the head of a cock goes back inward and looks like your circumcised cock never had the procedure in the first place. Looks like a toque and happens when you wear tight ginch or have a fat roll in your ginch pressing on your cocker all the time.
I've gained a lot of weight since I finished high school and whenever I take a piss I have to stretch out my bird a few times because I get cave cock.
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You'll all wrong. The real definition is (watch OZ) a person sticking a spoon in the other guy ass, the reciever is a pooner. A person can be a pooner that likes to stick spoons up his own ass too.
Daniel your a pooner, when are you going to stop sticking spoons up your ass.
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