Fassassin

A person that seemingly stalks and lives to write comments trashing or making fun of items you post on Facebook. This includes a buddy that will twist the post to bring up embarrassing situations about you.

Post: "Just had a great dinner at a new French restaurant."

Comment: "Was it like that time you took that chick you met on the internet to dinner and brought her home only to find out it was a transvestite?"

Reply: "Dude, don't be a fassassin."

zip

To say that a girl is hot or that you would have sex with her.

Dude, check out that blond over there, zip!

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douche quivers

The quivering effect that a woman can get during an orgasm which is similar to the effect that can happen when douching.

I gave that chick the douche quivers three times last night.

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marble-box

Colored lights on the top of a police car.

I knew I was being pulled over when the cop turned on the marble-box.