Pavle

Heavy sljivovica drinker with an ego bigger than a big-sized planet. No matter if wasted or sober, he will hit on any life form wearing a skirt, even a Scotchman in a kilt (he's shagged hairier gals anyways, he thinks).

Amazingly enough, females use to find him attractive anyhow, which inflates his self confidence so much that it eventually explodes in a metal roar, creating a wormhole in the time-space tissue that Pterodactylus use for coming to the present time and flying over Papua New Guinea.

This sort of Neanderthal uses to call women "vagina bearers", and is often a desired prey for cougars.

-"Cmon woman! Go to the kitchen and make me a damm sammich!"
-Geez! do u have to be such a Pavle?

-The guy thinks his shit is spongecake and his wee is Chanel Nº5: he's a real Pavle.

-Karen, have you spotted that gorgeous guy over there? he's as hot as a Pavle!

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decontrolled

Opposite to controlled det. A failure of a planned controlled detonation due to an enravished climax when banging and not using a jimmy hat. May cause pregnancy.

Wild, out of control.

Best metal band in Serbia and perhaps the whole universe.

-Shit man, no rubbers yesterday and had a decontrolled with Lizzie. First time I'll be happy when she's on the rag.

-Dude! this party is going totally decontrolled!

-Have you got the tickets for Decontrolled yet?
-Hell no, couldn't get any, I'd feel like fucking suiciding if I was an emo

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