fuckumental

A monumental fuck up.

"The Titanic was supposed to be virtually unsinkable and sunk in three hours because of a design flaw, that's fuckumental."
"How fuckumental, the Costa Concordia's Captain hit the rocks because he was showing off to his girlfriend."
'The client just wasted $100,000 on making a commercial they can't run? That's totally fuckumental."

rocket thumbs

The act of two thumbs uniting like a fist bump explosion. More commonly experienced between father and child.

"Hey little buddy"... Rocket Thumbs... Boom

Smink

A smile expressed in a wink.

I’ve just been to the dentist and my face is all numb so I can’t smile but I can smink.

fricken nickets

When a three-year-old combines Chicken Nuggets with Friggin' Idiots.

Hey dad, you fricken nickets.