Jimmy Page

Only the greatest guitarist to ever exist on out planet.

Bow to Jimmy Page, for he is God.

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Led Zeppelin

Led Zeppelin is the greatest band to ever exist on this earth. Led Zeppelin is a band that makes all of today's alt. rock, ska, emo, and rap artists look like ASSES!

If you ever say anything bad about Led Zeppelin, I shall find your address, come to your house at 3 a.m., rape your eyes out, kill your dog(s), and finally, burn your house down.

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mtv

A bullshit channel that brainwashes today's youth into thinking their music is good and actually means something. Also it makes every other channel within 10 feet seem worse.

"Wow, I was watching MTV the other day, and I became so pissed at what I saw (emo, ect.) I decided to throw a brick through my television."

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