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Someone who is a legend for engaging in casual sex with many different women.
Haters: "Yeah I'll go to the club tonight, but I hope Sir Smashalot aint gonna show up!
Lovers: Yeah I'll go to the club tonight, but only if Sir Smashalot gonna be there! OK????
When someone is so exited to see you that he lifts you up in the air like Patrick Swayze did Jennifer Grey in the movie Dirty Dancing. Extra points if you do it coming out of water in slow motion.
Shoot girl!! Itâs been DAYS! Iâm gonna Shawayzee you when I see you boo!
A half- Hispanic, half-white woman, usually 30 years or older that guys flock to everywhere she goes, a celebrity in her own right, great fashion sense, independently wealthy, single, and will also hold her own in a fight.
Man, did you see that MILF ?? SHe is ROXY HOT!
Short for "all be good" A way to beg for mercy. Usually said when loosing a tickle or pillow fight or when your weird uncle is trying to pin you down and fart on your face. Usually said three times fast.
"Ok!!!! Sorry!! PLEASE don't fart on my face! AHBEEGAH AHBEEGAH AHBEEGAH!!!
A reference to the parenting style of Andy Griffith on the "Andy Griffith Show" Solving problems with love, compassion and leadership. Using unfortunate circumstances as a platform to learn and teach valuable life lessons, instill virtues and improve overall moral character.
It's ok honey , we ain't gotta spank the child, I'm gonna handle this like Andydo!
A polite way of saying you have to take a shit
Hey I'll be right there! I gotta take a me a von dumpski real quick!
A usefull tool to combat social anxiety, the awkwardness of a blind date gone wrong , or even just to make you look busy and cool. You either pretend to be talking on your phone or call a friend and ask them to be your phone crutch
Hey bro , if this date goes wrong , Iâm gonna call you to be my phone crutch k ? 2. Everyoneâs looking at me at the DMV! Be my phone crutch u til my number gets called !!