Amber turded

When a very hot girl/woman drops a turd on your side of the bed then takes you to court.

Yeah hello? Police? Uh , I just got “ amber turded” I think it’s from my soon to be ex-wife!

das bad

when a hater reluctantly acknowledges someone else's achievements.

"I just heard Erik won the lotto, then got all yoked out and became a male stripper....das bad....."

betch

adj.
Doing something that is gay, unnecessary, and/or rude for no reason. An action that is simply seen as "uncool".
*Coined by the Russian Jews*

"That was so betch for Alex to tell Andy's parents about his drunken rages."
"Dude, that was so betch"

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Liddledabildo

When a little bit is all that you need.

Excuse me sir, would you like bacon with your icecream? Response: "Yeah, but a liddledabildo"

mayold

Mayonnaise that is well beyond the sell by date , smells a little funky , but tastes oh so great , especially with a turkey sandwich. May result in multiple restroom breaks if consumed at work.

Man that sandwich smells funky! What’s in there ?
Reply: yeah it’s turkey and “ Mayold” mayo is expensive these days yo!

The Triple R

When someone puts on either speedos, but huggers, panties, or other revealing underpants. then puts both hands on thier head, looks you straight in the eyes, and then moves their hips in a circular motion.

Dannng! After the fight, Dude gave him the "The Triple R". yo!

Ok Brenda Walsh

When someone watching to many 90210 reruns starts to believe she is actually Brenda Walsh and get a angry at you because of things Dylan McKay did to her 30 years ago.

When someone watching to many 90210 reruns starts to believe she is actually Brenda Walsh and get a angry at you because of things Dylan McKay did to her 30 years ago. Leaving you to say “ ok Brenda Walsh “