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1.When Your car breaks down in traffic and You ain't got road side so you have to push it out the way. Extra points if you are overweight and have your whole family in the car.
It's ok honey, I got this, Im gonna get out and yabbadabbadoit!
When someone clowns on your girl , at first you laugh , then she gives you the stink eye so you try and be a hero , by delivering and open handed B slap and walking away like you won a prize fight
My friends girl came to the party dressed as a vampire , but it wasnât Halloween?! So naturally I asked her if she wanted a â bloody marryâ dude âpulled a fresh prince â on me ! Andslapped me across my face!
When someone needs tough love to help them grow.
Shoot.. he act up again? I.m bout to give that boy some hurtalizer!
When someone is so exited to see you that he lifts you up in the air like Patrick Swayze did Jennifer Grey in the movie Dirty Dancing. Extra points if you do it coming out of water in slow motion.
Shoot girl!! Itâs been DAYS! Iâm gonna Shawayzee you when I see you boo!
When someone is stranded all alone with no money and no one will help them out.
Shoo bro, I'm so loansum I can't even afford a taco. OR "Hey bro can you help a homeboy out? I'm feelin real loansum right now.
Every middle aged manâs dream after retirement.
After 20 years as an investment banker , dude retired on a yacht with a cock sucking robot. We never saw him again.