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A reference to the parenting style of Andy Griffith on the "Andy Griffith Show" Solving problems with love, compassion and leadership. Using unfortunate circumstances as a platform to learn and teach valuable life lessons, instill virtues and improve overall moral character.
It's ok honey , we ain't gotta spank the child, I'm gonna handle this like Andydo!
A usefull tool to combat social anxiety, the awkwardness of a blind date gone wrong , or even just to make you look busy and cool. You either pretend to be talking on your phone or call a friend and ask them to be your phone crutch
Hey bro , if this date goes wrong , Iâm gonna call you to be my phone crutch k ? 2. Everyoneâs looking at me at the DMV! Be my phone crutch u til my number gets called !!
Anyone man with the initials EE that is abnormally good looking with the body of a gladiator who is successful in love & life. He loves small animals, God and his mother. Men wanna be him and ladies wanna be with him. Kinda like a shorter haired Fabio or Arnold Shwarzanegger circa 1980. Women have been known to put pictures of him on thier phone while being intimate with their husbands.
Your honor , our marriage was going great until the day "the Double E " showed up. Now how can I compete with that?
When someone has something on their face, usually from ( but not limited to) sloppy eating practices. If pointed out that they have "supp" on their face, and they respond "whats supp" the person is to respond " not much, but clean your face please"
"Hey bro , you got "supp" all over your beard, What's up? Not much but hears a napkin.
The official title of a top producing Salesperson.
We'd like to Captain Closealot for making us the #1 Ad agency in the world!
When a person illegally obtains a skin graft from an individual for either monetary or DNA purposes while the victim is indisposed taking a â grumpâ ( #2, poop, poo poo, dump, etc.)
Your honor I swear! I was using the restroom and all the sudden, that â Grumplestealskinâ took out a pocket knife and stole a peace of my skin
When Someone is saying or doing something so outrages that it makes you wanna say say "Holy Shit bro" but can't
Shoooot cuh!?? Why you go poop in that planter over there right next to the restroom??!!