Shawayzee

When someone is so exited to see you that he lifts you up in the air like Patrick Swayze did Jennifer Grey in the movie Dirty Dancing. Extra points if you do it coming out of water in slow motion.

Shoot girl!! It’s been DAYS! I’m gonna Shawayzee you when I see you boo!

Imago

(eye-ma-go) A shorter sexier way of saying "I' am going to go"

Shoot girl, You got him here? ok "Imago". Or Hey baby,I know it's your birtday, but "Imago" kick it with the homies.

ICFUA

I Can't Find You Anywhere

I looked everywhere and ICFUA

loansum

When someone is stranded all alone with no money and no one will help them out.

Shoo bro, I'm so loansum I can't even afford a taco. OR "Hey bro can you help a homeboy out? I'm feelin real loansum right now.

A yacht with a cock sucking robot

Every middle aged man’s dream after retirement.

After 20 years as an investment banker , dude retired on a yacht with a cock sucking robot. We never saw him again.

Wuzitcall

Short for "what's it called?"

ok girl, You caught me on the creep tip! But "wuzitcall when I go through YOUR cell phone?? Alright then.

Sir Smashalot

Someone who is a legend for engaging in casual sex with many different women.

Haters: "Yeah I'll go to the club tonight, but I hope Sir Smashalot aint gonna show up!
Lovers: Yeah I'll go to the club tonight, but only if Sir Smashalot gonna be there! OK????