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When a very hot girl/woman drops a turd on your side of the bed then takes you to court.
Yeah hello? Police? Uh , I just got â amber turdedâ I think itâs from my soon to be ex-wife!
when a hater reluctantly acknowledges someone else's achievements.
"I just heard Erik won the lotto, then got all yoked out and became a male stripper....das bad....."
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Doing something that is gay, unnecessary, and/or rude for no reason. An action that is simply seen as "uncool".
*Coined by the Russian Jews*
"That was so betch for Alex to tell Andy's parents about his drunken rages."
"Dude, that was so betch"
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Someone who is a legend for engaging in casual sex with many different women.
Haters: "Yeah I'll go to the club tonight, but I hope Sir Smashalot aint gonna show up!
Lovers: Yeah I'll go to the club tonight, but only if Sir Smashalot gonna be there! OK????
The act of trying to remember something while performing oral sex on a male.
Girl you know that i canât write that down right now but Iâm taking â dicktastesionâ mmmmkkkkk??
Mayonnaise that is well beyond the sell by date , smells a little funky , but tastes oh so great , especially with a turkey sandwich. May result in multiple restroom breaks if consumed at work.
Man that sandwich smells funky! Whatâs in there ?
Reply: yeah itâs turkey and â Mayoldâ mayo is expensive these days yo!
When someone puts on either speedos, but huggers, panties, or other revealing underpants. then puts both hands on thier head, looks you straight in the eyes, and then moves their hips in a circular motion.
Dannng! After the fight, Dude gave him the "The Triple R". yo!