Troof

TROOF n.: The truth with substantial proof to accompany the aforementioned truth. TROOF is portmanteau or a combination of the words truth and proof; not a mispronunciation of the word truth as alluded to by many that do not know how to truly or creatively interpret the English language. In laymens terms the truth + proof= TROOF

According to historical accounts, America was discovered by Christopher Columbus. The troof is, no place can be discovered if there were already people living there.

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nippletaculocity

NIPPLETACULOCITY-pronounced: nip-pul-tak-u-lah-si-tee (n.) the state of one's (a female) nipple protruding through the fabric of an upper body garment and looking spectacular. NIPPLETACULOUS is the accepted adjective form; add -ly for the adverb form.

Pamela Anderson's nippletaculocity in a bikini is unrivaled.

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