broughten

Another piece of retarded, backwards, street slang that is slowly helping to erode proper English usage, grammar and meaningful and intelligent communication.

"Gerunds? Subjects? Predicates? Civility? Intelligence? Nah, 'dat done broughten up to me and I not really care for it."

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aah-ite

Another butchering of the Enlgish language by the illiterate. A street contraction meaning, "All right,"

"Would you say you're a stupid, mouth-breathing dink who uses street slang because he could never make it through remedial reading?"

To which the dumb-ass responds, "Aah-ite!"

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MILF

MILF is an acronym for 'Mother I'd Like to Fuck'. In short, it refers to any woman over the age of thirty, with or without children, that is completely fuckable. Made popular by the site MILF Hunter.

That Patricia Heaton from Everybody Loves Raymond is the ultimate MILF!

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conversate

A word used by backwards, ignorant, illiterate inner city trash who mean to say 'converse'.

"Yo, I just needs to conversate witcha!"

To which I replied, "No, you need to _converse_ with me, you dumb shit-eating fuckhead!"

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Mann Coulter

A woman who looks like a man. Popularized by the right wing Nazi hatemonger, Ann Coulter.

That uberskank is a real Mann Coulter.

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manjam

Slang for semen, sperm, cum, jizz, et al.

She wore my manjam home like a Gold Medal after I gave her the mother of all pearl necklaces last night!

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beefcurtains

A sentence for a guy who decides to screw or is drunk enough to screw a fat chick.

Who, dude, are you gonna bang that fat beeyotch?

Fo' shizzle!

Then it's beefcurtains for you!

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