Fo' shizzle

Another contraction used by illiterate street trash. It is 'street' lingo meaning, "for sure". Only useful for making fun of said trash.

Q: My good fellow, are you a cock-gobbling, manjam sucking, illiterate seal clubber who uses nothing but slang to vainly try and communicate with your elders and betters?

A: Fo' shizzle!

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moonbat

A term for the uber right wing and religious wingnuts who think that their freedom is being oppresed because they can't run America as a theocracy.

Hey, Republicans, if you want a theocracy move your herpes infected asses to Iran!

Prime examples: George W. Bush, Sheriff Mac Holcomb, Dick cheney, Karl Rove, Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, Agape Press, James C. Dobson, etc

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hilary duff

A sweet piece of tail who is now legal.

Now I can spank-it to her pictures without fear of jail!

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spliff

A tobacco and marijuana mix, rolled like a joint or cigarette and smoked by the weakest of the weak: the drug addicts.

Only sissy drug addicts smoke spilffs!

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beefcurtains

A sentence for a guy who decides to screw or is drunk enough to screw a fat chick.

Who, dude, are you gonna bang that fat beeyotch?

Fo' shizzle!

Then it's beefcurtains for you!

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custard chucker

A male penis, speficially describing the penis during ejaculation.

Beat my custard chucker like it owes you money and open wide, beeyotch!

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uberskank

A nasty, disgusting ill temepred beeyotch who's bearded clam probably smell like skunk spray but you know better than to find out.

That Ann Coulter is such an UberSkank! Her whisker box is a REAL WMD!

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