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Faucet Flicker

That person in you local taproom, usually Anika or Kyle, who isn’t a bartender but isn’t a brewer or beer enthusiast who chats you up trying to sell you beverage but has very little knowledge about beer or craft brew and can’t usually answer your questions about what their serving you, but is oh too happy to flick open that tap faucet and pour you some foam…

Hey Eric, what did the faucet flicker recommend tonight?

by The Duderbeero August 3, 2024


kronie town mingler

That Rando in every resort/ski town who materializes outside the grocery store/convenience store parking lot who obviously isn’t there to shop and is simply around to provide a necessary means of procuring cannabis for the flockers and gawkers.

Joseph, hangout while I grab some snacks see if you can score some takeout from the Kronie Town Mingler.

by The Duderbeero August 7, 2024