Bobby Joe

Bobby Joe is an extremely intelligent inter-galactic space monkey. Despite being often perceived as a small accessory for a pen, don't let this fool you. If Bobby Joe wanted to, he could destroy the planet of Earth for entertainment. Because of this, he requires loyalty from creatures of earth in order to protect the infrastructure of humanity itself. This vitally important job is left down to the people of The Duke Protection Society, owned by *retracted*. This job requires mental control on the extreme end of the scale, a job which is only possessed by 24 people around the world (if you believe you can work this job, you can't, we would've already contacted you if you could). Do not mess with Bobby Joe in any circumstance if you care about yourself, and society as a whole. If you ever encounter him, do not interact unless requested to, and be very careful about what you say.

The townsmen once went in search for Bobby Joe. They were all killed before they had left.