trojan beaver

Using the art of deception, a la the Trojan horse, in pursuit of debauchery often but not limited to pussy.

He didn’t have a profile picture but he used the ole Trojan beaver to lure Amanda under the bridge for a blowie.

el sneako

A Spanish version of a very sneaky person. Can also mean the sneakiest of the sneaky.

She has his phone password and a GPS on his car but el sneako still has side bitches.

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Sneaky Beaver

The most sneaky a person could ever be. The ultimate sneakster. The beaver part of the term comes from Mel Gibson’s 2011 movie “The Beaver” in which Mel Gibson uses an alter ego to cope with his mental health issues. The sneaky beaver alter ego refers to the state of the person during a sneaky beaver episode (like a manic state of a bipolar person) however the person is not always sneaky they have states of domestication when they’re not seeking debauchery. These stages of obedience only falsely assure surveillance and enhance the ability to sneak. Coincidentally, or not, the debauchery of choice for the sneaky beaver is often pussy aka beaver.

Even though his baby mama was weary of him cheating he left for work 5 min early to get a blowie from a hooker at a motel en route to work. He is a mother fucking sneaky beaver.

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triple whiff trifecta

When you live with a woman who you have to beg for even a whiff of pussy gives up pussy three days in a row.

We ain’t seeing Beav all weekend, it’s his birthday and he’s going for the triple whiff trifecta.

Whiff

When you live with your girlfriend/wife and she gives you pussy so infrequently you’ll settle for a whiff of some pussy. The whiff consists of being able to have sex with her but her telling you to hurry up and make it quick.

I got a whiff last night but Kellie was watching YouTube videos while I was doing it to her.

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doggy to the back door

When you’re fucking a girl doggy style and then it slides out of her vagina and with a seemless transition slides in her ass. This is very hard to do without any prior engagements loosening of the ass hole.

She gave consent for vaginal intercourse but when Kevin did the doggy to the back door she said she didn’t consent to anal. She told the police and Kevin ended up getting questioned.

femalogic

The contraction for female logic

She said we couldn’t use those towels to dry our hands they’re only for decoration. Femalogic.