blooper reel

When your brain suddenly brings up the time(s) you did some really embarrassing shit

friend A- “hey you’ve been quiet for a few minutes what’s up”
friend B- “nothing I’m just watching my blooper reel”

airplane nap

When you sleep in a state of half-consciousness and wake up feeling more or equally tired to before the nap, taken mostly on airplanes or public places

friend A-“so how was the flight back?”
friend B- “not too bad I took an airplane nap for half of it”