Procrastobating

When you should be doing something important but masturbate instead. Figuratively or otherwise. Procrastobation

I was procrastobating and missed my son's Christening Procrastobator

scrottage pie

When your scrotum area is so hot that it sticks to your legs. Thighs, groin and underwear join to form a twisted, inflamed fandango that is so wretched that you have to reach down and yank it.

Does any one want a slice of scrottage pie?
Use what u want but put back the pie.