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Butt Taco

Eating a combination of ground beef (or seasoned grilled chicken), cheese, lettuce, and tomato (with additional dressings and sauces to be used as needed) out of the crack of another's anus.

We were all out of shells last night, but had all the other ingredients ready. I didn't want to ruin Billy's second fiesta, so we just ate butt tacos out of Melinda.

by The Earl of Teabag July 4, 2006

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Babysitter Syndrome

When a teenage girl who baby-sits talks to everyone as if they’re 8 years old and is always in a falsely chipper mood.

“You saw a movie last weekend?! That’s awesome! How was it?!”

“You know what, Becky? Legitimate question: Why are we friends? This babysitter syndrome is pissing everyone off. Honestly, what do you bring to the table?”

by The Earl of Teabag September 15, 2007

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The Peter Pan

The act of four men standing up and inserting into a female DVDA style, and the female lifts her legs into the air to creat the illusion of flight.

"Last night me, Todd, Bill, and Steve had a rousing time with a young lady. Mid-intercourse, the lass lifted her legs up and did The Peter Pan! It was whimsical!"

by The Earl of Teabag May 11, 2006

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The Dairy Queen Teabag

The act of dipping ones scrotum and remaining genetalia into their own feces, like Dairy Queen dips cones into chocolate sauce. The now butt-sludge encased package enters the mouth of an unsuspecting victim and procedes with an in-and-out motion, gently scraping the teeth.

"Last night Shellie was back-talking me so I waited for her to go to sleep and straight up DQ'ed her."

by The Earl of Teabag April 10, 2005

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The Holy Toledo Trinity

A divine group of three terms, all based around the city of Toledo, Ohio. This location was chosed due to the popularity of other Ohio-based terms Cleveland Steamer and Cincinatti Bowtie. The Trinity is comprised of:

The Toledo Mosquito
The Toledo Burrito
The Toledo Funguito

Jim successfully made a 4,500 mile pilgrimage to Ohio in order to be in the city of his religion. He spent 29 days worshipping the town of Toledo and The Holy Toledo Trinity. He wept when he saw a live performance of the Toledo Burrito.

by The Earl of Teabag August 29, 2006

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The Devil's Bisque

The horrible stew-like concoction that results when a woman defecates, urinates, and menstruates into one toilet bowl.

Sorry, guys. Becky had to stay home tonight because the plunger couldn't handle The Devil's Bisque and now she's waiting on the plumber.

by The Earl of Teabag August 24, 2010