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When you're fucking your girl and you all of a sudden hold up your weight using your dick and spin while your dick is still in her.
Setting:*couple fucking*
Boyfriend: "I'm gonna attack helicopter
Girlfriend: "you better fucking not"
Boyfriend: *spins*
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When you're about to cum on your girls face, you throw a water balloon of cum at her face making her look like the little babies ice cream guy in the commercial.
Guy and girl: *having sex*
Guy: I'm about to cum!!!
Girl: On my face!
Guy: *throws balloon of cum* "Little Babies Ice Cream"
To VIOLENTLY suck on your girl's face like multiple leeches.
"Sorry I'm late I was Romeoing my girl"
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When you suck your boyfriend's cock, PRETEND to swallow his cum, go in for a kiss, and drop his nut in his mouth.
Guy: *nuts in her mouth*
Girl: "mmmmm" *pretends gulp and leans in for a kiss*
Guy:*chokes on his nut*
Girl: "ha that's The Cumback bitch"
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You and a homie go to buy a spicy burrito. One homie then shoves said burrito up the others butt hole. Finally the homie that shoved the burrito in the ass eats and sucks the fuck out of the burrito as the other pushes it out.
Setting - Homies naked playing ps4
Homie 1:"Yo do you want to do 2 boys 1 burrito?"
Homie 2:"What's that"
Homie 1:*Shoves burrito in his ass*
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