Having silent sex with someone who has not told you their name. This results in the repetition of the word "who" throughout the session, which is the only sound you should hear.
Phil: My neighbor told me he had sex with a stranger, but I all I heard was the word "who".
Steve: That is called Owl Sex my friend.
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When two black men perform a DP (double penetration) on a white woman. Then clasp themselves together with their arms so they can't come apart. They then jump into a group of white men and women who are all covered in semen. The group moves on top of the "Oreo" and they roll around for any amount of time that pleases them. This is similar to a traditional orgy.
Kevin: Me and some friends are gonna eat some Oreos and Milk later if you know what I mean.
Dave: I will meet you there! Giggity Giggity Goo!
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When a man and a woman are celebrating their anniversary, the man takes a piece of wedding cake saved from their wedding day, and sticks it up into the womans vagina. He then proceeds in sticking his penis into her vagina until it is covered in cake. The woman then sucks the cake off of his penis until he ejaculates.
Man 1: Phil and Clara had a Malaysian Wedding Anniversary last night!
Man 2: Good for them! I hope it was enjoyable!
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