Emily

The worst person ever. So inconsiderate and ugly. She makes you want to stay in bed each morning and vomit. She is not hauntingly beautiful, but instead, just haunting. Someone so terrible you pray you will be violently taken away to a place where another Emily will never cross your path

"You know an Emily? She's sucks"
"I know Emily" (kills self)

Morgan

A person who gets it, someone who gets all the bitches. It especially applies if the person in question is quite tall, has dark brown eyes, and short, brown hair. A Morgan can brighten up your day with all his goofy jokes and tomfoolery. If you meet a Morgan, do whatever you can to keep him.

Hot girl 1: "Did you see that super hot person?"

Hot girl 2: "He's Morgan, and he's hella hot"