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brown screen of death

When someone defecates on the keyboard of your brand new macbook and closes the lid.

My room mate is late with rent so I gave him the brown screen of death while he was at work.

by The Eighth Empire February 2, 2008

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postpose

Proposing an action after already having completed it. Specifically in the case of asking permission for something you've already done.

Sic. asking somebody for permission to do something you've already done.

I postposed to my roommate that I borrow her computer for the afternoon after filling it with sand when my etch-a-sketch broke.

by The Eighth Empire February 2, 2008