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Where everyone you love dies except one.
My whole life is a Pewdiepie
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A sex position in which you eat her out but do it by shakin your head left and right violently while putting the peace sign up her butt. Then you take the soldiers home (taking the fingers out) declare youre not a bad guy and resign (leave right before she finishes
Guy: Hey baby, wanna do the Nixon tonight?
Women: Are you gonna let me finish this time?
Guy: Perhaps
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