P33N3D

When someone uses the retarded smiley (xD) in an IM or any other form of internet communication, one should respond with "P33N3D." If the person who sent it types "P33N3D" before the other person(s) involved, they win at life. If another person types "P33N3D" before the user of the smiley does, the user has been PWNED and is now the other person's bitch.

- xD
P33N3D
- P33N3D
DAMMIT
(The first person wins at life.)

- xD
- P33N3D
- P33N3D
DAMMIT.
(The first person is now the second's bitch.)

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Gay Fairy

One who spreads gayness. A gay fairy--much like someone with a yaoi paddle--has the ability to turn anything and anyone gay. Gay fairies are often also equipped with an insanely accurate gaydar. This is a rather peculiar phenomenon due to the fact that they have no need of gaydar. If someone is not gay, they'll make them gay just by being within a 5 mile radius of each other, so there's no point to it, really.

Gay fairies are also likely to be glitter fairies part-time.

If you find yourself suddenly interested in fanfiction, RP, rainbows, unicorns and/or pink see-through shirts, you very well may have recently been in the vicinity of a gay fairy.

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