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The act of masturbating to a calendar of beefy, muscular men.
Credit goes to Booking the Territory.
My dad caught me doing the olâ Spam Slamm while looking at Michael Hayes on the 1988 Wrestling Calendar. Fortunately, I told him I was just really excited about Leap Year.
A sex act that occurs during fellatio when you are about to cum and give her a facial while throwing a fireball at her face.
My girl came back from the beauty salon looking like Ronnie Garvin, so later that night I hit her with a cosmic fireball.
My boyfriend, an old school territory 'rasslin fan, hit me with the ol' cosmic fireball this afternoon - now my face smells like jizz and burn salve.
Credit goes to Booking the Territory.