Hey man, whatcha bring for lunch?
Horse cock sandwich. Want half?
Yum!
43π 31π
What's for dinner?
How 'bout a grilled beef anus roll?
Make that two!
10π 2π
a smelly belch, non-silent type
"Geez, Doc, next time you eat dogshit and let fly a throat fart like that, point your head in another direction!"
14π 5π
1. Full Boll Weevil
Losing control of all bodily functions while still remaining conscious as a result of heavy drinking, resulting in puking, pissing, and shitting yourself at the exact same moment in time, but not being able to do anything about it.
"Sheesh, what the hellΓ’ΒΒs up with Doc? HeΓ’ΒΒs flat on the ground, face-up, and smiling out there in the cold!"
"Oh, man, he just did the Full Boll Weevil after drinking too many Cuba Libres and smoking too much KB."
"Poor SOB needs a shower and a complete change of clothes!"
20π 5π