Hulking

The cowardly practice of ending

a relationship / situationship by

acting like a dickhead so that

the other person ends relations.

“He turned into a heartless bastard

over night. I think he’s hulking.”

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Maddalena Hack Job

The act of changing a friends facebook status through their phone or computer while they are preoccupied with something else.

A facebook game played between friends where points are given for every post replied to a status update submitted by the attacker while the victim was preoccupied.

Facebook Status: "I'm so depressed, why does everyone hate me?"

Facebook Friend: "I love you! Don't be depressed"

Facebook Victim: "Damnit! I didn't post that, it was a Maddalena Hack Job!"

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artifish

Someone who uses artificial intelligence to help them write their dating profile, and/or their messages.

He was kind, and seemed smart—alas he was an artifish—and now it all seems like a lie.