Chug In The Jug

v, a verb used to describe the action of a man making a sperm donation to a sperm donor bank.

The action a man takes in the private room of a sperm donor bank to achieve the desired goal with visual aids to help.

Sean went to the sperm donor bank to donate. The nurse pointed him to the private room.

Nurse: "Sean go in that room to contribute your donation."

Sean: "So do I have a chug in the jug & hand it in yeah?"

Nurse: "Yes Sean that's correct."

Cocksplat

n; noun used to describe a bus driver who can't drive

the bus driver was a cocksplat he couldn't drive a nail home with a hammer never mind drive a bus

Mark got off the bus to Walk home cause the driver was a Cocksplat

29👍 3👎

Buyception

The act of a woman who buys sperm from a male doner in a private sale for purposes of self conception This act is called buyceptipn

Stephanie wanted a baby but didn't want to go through the sperm donor clinic & she thought buyception was a better idea

Eargasm

v, to wiggle your finger or a cotton bud in your ear & reach the really itchy part, the type of itchty ear that you just can't reach without poking around.
The relief felt upon reaching the itch & having an eargasm.

Sean had an eargasm after he stuck a cotton bud in his ear & reached the itch.

240👍 18👎

Psychic-pube

v. Saying or doing the same thing at the same time.

Shane "jo skin up"
Jo "Shane skin up"
Psychic-pube!

Interrogation Station

v, Interrogation Station is a verb for the police station. A place you are taken for questioning for being a naughty cunt & getting caught. If your in the Interrogation Station you've been huckled matey.

Dale was caught dealing all sorts of drugs & the police had him in for a little chat. They took him to the Interrogation Station.

Dale "I don't know anything about the stash you found!"

Officer "Dale pal just tell us who the gear belonged to?"

Cokamine

v, verb usee to describe the combination of 2 drugs cocaine & ketamine the feeling can only be described as trippy as fuck!

Cheryl "Jo get the cokamine out"

Jo "Sure thing soul sista"

Jordan "Im gonna wipe my arse with a paki"

😂😂😂