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n, a noun for the aftershave that can only be found in the country of Israel. Jadore Lior is a scent by the famous Jewish journalist Lior Stein.
Shaun bought Lior a gift.
Shaun "Lior i have a gift for you its a 100ml bottle of Jadore Lior
Lior "Omg Shaun your too kind! Thanks so much!
d, a Scottish phrase used to describe Buckfast Tonic Wine.
n, a slang term for Buckfast assertained due to the violence that often accompanies drinking the famous tonic wine
Stevie: "Jim pass me the wreck the hoose juice over"
Jim: "here u go but this time don't rip the door off its hinges
d, The fluff that accumlates after having no sex for 3+ weeks.
v, a woman who has a dry spell can develop cunt fluff
Jack pulled in the bar but when they got into Lisa's bed, Jack saw she had cunt fluff.
Jack: "Lisa you have cunt fluff!"
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Lisa: "I can't help it, I've not had sex for over a month"
n, a noun used to describe the fluff battle a woman faces when giving a blow job to her man when he's wore pyjamas without boxer shorts.
A fluffy dick which has accumulated fluff that sticks like glue.
Rupert & Jemima were about to start oral sex when she discovered he had pyjamas & she noticed he had pyjama penis
Jamima: "Rupert you've got pyjama penis stick your dick under the sink tap"
Ruper: "ok babe"
v, a noun usee to describe the mess left on the bedsheets after eating things like crisps or toast in bed.
Damion: "Jo we need to re make the bed, its covered in bed crumbs."
Jo: "I'll do the duvet, you get the sheet with the bed crumbs."
A phrase used by a man who is about to shoot his load all over his woman's face in the heat of passion. A head shot can either be left on her face as a gift of sexual gratification or deposited in her mouth like unborn baby food.
Damion & Jo were at it like rabbits in the spring.
Damion: "Oh baby im going to give you a head shot"
Jo: "aim shoot & score baby!"
n, The type of idiot who likes to report other peoples posts on social media for attention of site admin cause they don't agree.
A twatburger reported the posts in the Metal Heads Forever group & site admin removed the post for breeching the site standards.
Sparky got a notification to say another post has been reported. Sparky saw the twatburger was depressed for attention.
Sparky: "Jojo look another twat burger in the group - i blocked his ass!"
Jojo: this group is getting bad for attention seeking snowflakes!"
Sparky: "yeah twatburgers are everywhere!"