The act of a woman who buys sperm from a male doner in a private sale for purposes of self conception This act is called buyceptipn
Stephanie wanted a baby but didn't want to go through the sperm donor clinic & she thought buyception was a better idea
aj, not quite a relationship but more than flirting.
v, when you don't want a relationship but you need more than flirting.
Flirty Touch
Jo and her lover had a flirtationship because they are friends & more.
Jo and her lover would flirt & take it to second base with no ties or strings. Flirtationship
benefits
v, The currency used to repay a friend in drugs.
Jordan: thanks for desert Jo il pay you back
Jo: your welcome i take £, p & Sesh Dollars
v. Saying or doing the same thing at the same time.
Shane "jo skin up"
Jo "Shane skin up"
Psychic-pube!
v, to wiggle your finger or a cotton bud in your ear & reach the really itchy part, the type of itchty ear that you just can't reach without poking around.
The relief felt upon reaching the itch & having an eargasm.
Sean had an eargasm after he stuck a cotton bud in his ear & reached the itch.
ph, A phrase used as an endearing term for a sexual fetish for r*pe play.
A sexual fetish for those who like to use a less aggressive sounding name than "r*pe play," a slightly less intimidating term used to cause less fear around a sexual fetish which is completely consensual between parties involved.
Lee sent Jojo a text asking if she was going to visit that night.
Lee: "Jojo do you fancy coming over for a struggle snuggle tonight?"
Jojo: "hell yeah! Come pick me up!"
Lee: "Be there at 7.30pm!"
n; noun used to describe a bus driver who can't drive
the bus driver was a cocksplat he couldn't drive a nail home with a hammer never mind drive a bus
Mark got off the bus to Walk home cause the driver was a Cocksplat