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Pyjama Penis

n, a noun used to describe the fluff battle a woman faces when giving a blow job to her man when he's wore pyjamas without boxer shorts.

A fluffy dick which has accumulated fluff that sticks like glue.

Rupert & Jemima were about to start oral sex when she discovered he had pyjamas & she noticed he had pyjama penis

Jamima: "Rupert you've got pyjama penis stick your dick under the sink tap"

Ruper: "ok babe"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother January 1, 2022


Bed Crumbs

v, a noun usee to describe the mess left on the bedsheets after eating things like crisps or toast in bed.

Damion: "Jo we need to re make the bed, its covered in bed crumbs."

Jo: "I'll do the duvet, you get the sheet with the bed crumbs."

by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 28, 2021

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Trouser Truffles

Trouser truffles are the endearing term for testicles used widely by posh cunts & snobby fuckers

Snob "Oh darling lick my trouser truffles"

Posh cunt "oh yes dear"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother April 7, 2023


Head Shot

A phrase used by a man who is about to shoot his load all over his woman's face in the heat of passion. A head shot can either be left on her face as a gift of sexual gratification or deposited in her mouth like unborn baby food.

Damion & Jo were at it like rabbits in the spring.

Damion: "Oh baby im going to give you a head shot"

Jo: "aim shoot & score baby!"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother June 3, 2021


Twatburger

n, The type of idiot who likes to report other peoples posts on social media for attention of site admin cause they don't agree.

A twatburger reported the posts in the Metal Heads Forever group & site admin removed the post for breeching the site standards.

Sparky got a notification to say another post has been reported. Sparky saw the twatburger was depressed for attention.

Sparky: "Jojo look another twat burger in the group - i blocked his ass!"

Jojo: this group is getting bad for attention seeking snowflakes!"

Sparky: "yeah twatburgers are everywhere!"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother October 26, 2020


Consensual Consensus

ph; Phrase to describe mutal consent to partake in a gang bang.

They all granted a Consensual Consensus before the gang bang started.

Sarah agreed to take part in a Consensual Consensus before the gang bang started.

The 6 men involved also gave Consensual Consensus.

by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 8, 2020

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Trysexual

Some people are trysexual as their sexuality like Jojo who was a trysexual she would try anything sexual at least once

Jojo "Im trysexual il try anything sexual once
Callum "I’m straight I only try woman"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother November 16, 2022